Friday, May 2, 2008

Live like an Oracle

  • Life is an Oracle...
  • Make your life as deep as a Database.
  • Be always as unique as a Primary Key.
  • Be productive as an Index.
  • Take others' good habits as a Foreign Key.
  • Share your joys with others as a Cluster.
  • Always keep note of your doings as good as a Data Dictionary.
  • Grant some privileges to others as a Role.
  • Secure the things as a DBA.
  • Do the things in order as a Rowid.
  • Follow your resolution as strict as a Sequence.
  • Light other's life as a Trigger.
  • Be prepared for the worst as an Exception.
  • Always be fruitful as a Function.
  • Forgive others as a Rollback Transaction.
  • Be thankful to God as a Commit Transaction.
  • Always help others like Checkpoint.
  • Choose the best path like an Optimizer.
  • Project yourself the best like a View.
  • DO ALL THESE, YOUR PLACE WILL BECOME ORACLE

1 comment:

Dhananjayjawale said...

It is really nice which tell you meaning of oracle in different way.