Jokes....

santa's Interview at microsoft
Santa Singh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in
Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Singh, You
do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further
correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Santa singh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a
party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur
Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil
gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Santa singh continued Ab main
aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter
english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee
kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Singh-----pyare singh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement- ---humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance- ---ab letter vetter
bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained- ---bah


Santa was deppressed.. ... A man asked him...

Man : Wat, Happened???
Santa : I lost my money in bet...
Man : How come???
Santa : Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I
lost the bet.
Man : But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Santa : Yaar, I bet for replay and Highlights too......



One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a tour.

They saw one sardarji in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was
trying to fill some form.

So the couple enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji
replied that I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate
form.

The couple as per schedule, took the Bombay to Delhi Flight for
their next destination.

On the next day, they find the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla
in Delhi filling the same form.

So once again young couple curiously asked - "What are you doing
here?"

Sardarji once again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth
certificate form.

The couple said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling
the same form, how come you're in Delhi?

Sardarji cooly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"